Quote of the Day: Melanie Griffith on Her Ugly, Old, Terrible Face

OMG! What the hell happened to Melanie? This is what is sleeping with Antonio Banderas?

“A lot of things happen that are not very nice.”

New Findings About Anna Nicole Smith Cause of Death

To those of us who have had the endurance to follow the much-publicized death of Anna Nicole Smith, I salute us. Today, we have some new, although not all together telling, info on the late Smith.

Thanks to Florida medical examiner Dr. Joshua Perper, we may have a new break in the cause of Anna Nicole’s death.

Perper admits to determining a cause of death, that is until he met with Chief Charlie Tiger of the Seminole Police Department this past Wednesday.

During the meeting between Perper & Tiger, the chief revealed that he may have new evidence that needs top priority evaluation. The new information that might lead to a much-needed break in the case is being kept top-secret at the moment & will remain confidential until Perper decides the cause of death.

Perper stated, “We exchanged information. They informed us about additional pieces of evidence that they have obtained.

“This is going to delay (things) for another week or two.”

As we all know by now, Anna Nicole Smith was found dead in her hotel room at the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel & Casino in Hollywood, Florida on February 8.

Let’s hope these guys can finally get together with an agreed-on cause of death for Anna Nicole.

You Tell Me: Will We Ever Really Know the Cause of Anna Nicole Smith’s Death?

Anna Nicole Smith’s Death Ruled Accidental Overdose

On Monday authorities revealed that the cause of Anna Nicole Smith’s untimely death was accidental. Smith had basically been injecting herself with a veritable variety drug cocktail into her famous bum.

Boward County medical examiner Dr. Joshua Perper ( who I so wish would drop that ‘r’ in his last name) revealed that Smith had nine drugs in her body at the time of her death. Perper ruled the death an accidental overdose. The extensive list of drugs found is listed below.

· Trichloroethanol (sedative/hypnotic)

· Trichloroacetic acid (treatment of warts)

· Diphenhydramine hydrochloride (antihistimine/sedative)

· Clonazepam (anti-anxiety)

· Diazepam (muscle relaxant/anti-anxiety/insomnia)

· Nordiazapam (sedative)

· Temazepam (sedative/hypnotic)

· Oxazepam (muscle relaxant/sedative)

· Lorazapam (anti-nausea/sedative/muscle relaxant)

Wow. I don’t think even Elton John himself has had that many drugs in his system at once.

Why I find odd is that even days before Anna Nicole’s death, she experienced chills, vomiting & her temperature reached 105. Don’t you kinda head for the hospital during these circumstances?

According to the Seminole Police Chief, Charlie Tiger, we should just drop the case & accept the results.

“We found nothing to indicate foul play.”

”This case is an accidental overdose with no other criminal elements present.”

”This effectively closes the case on Anna Nicole Smith.”

Anna Nicole Smith died on February 9, after being found unconscious in her Florida hotel room. She was buried next to her son Daniel, who died in September at the ripe old age of 20, in the Bahamas.

The investigation into Daniel’s death begins Tuesday.

Still battling over custody of Anna Nicole’s daughter Dannielynn, Howard K. Stern & Larry Birkhead will soon know who is the new daddy. Photographer Birkhead recently took a paternity test to prove he is the father, leaving Stern to beg that the DNA results not be read at the trial which resumes April 3.

If you ask me, I’m kinda rooting for ZaZa Gabor’s husband…..

Howard K. Stern Will Not Stand in Way of Larry Birkhead

According to reliable sources, Anna Nicole Smith’s ex-lawyer/sometime lover Howard K. Stern will not stand in the way of photographer Larry Birkhead if he indeed is proven to be Anna Nicole’s baby Danielynn’s father.

Tomorrow in the Bahamas, the reults of the DNA test of Anna Nicole’s baby will finally be revealed & we’ll hopefully know if the father is Howard or Larry. But is anyone else but me hoping for Michael Jackson to be the baby’s father? It would just make so much sense, wouldn’t it?!

Here’s the scoop thanks to TMZ:

“If Larry Birkhead is confirmed to be Dannielynn’s biological father, Howard will not challenge custody. His love for her will not change, irrespective of the results. Howard will act in Dannielynn’s best interest, because he loves her and would want a smooth transition to protect her, as she is deeply bonded to those who have been with her since birth.

While Howard continues to believe and hope that he is Dannielynn’s biological father, he wants to be involved in her life, regardless of paternity. He wants to share the memories of her mother as the person who knew Anna best and all she wanted for Dannielynn.

Howard will do whatever is necessary to assist Larry Birkhead to defeat any effort by Virgie Arthur to obtain custody of Dannielynn.

Howard was not part of the paternity lawsuit filed while Anna Nicole was alive. The first person to challenge Howard on custody was Virgie Arthur — not Larry Birkhead. Howard is dedicated to Virgie Arthur not having custody of Dannielynn. He is well aware of how Anna Nicole felt about ‘Mommy Dearest’ and Anna’s feelings were clear regarding Virgie Arthur being anywhere near Dannielynn.

Speculation that this is somehow about money for Howard is misguided and wrong. Howard has never made a TV or book deal even though he is the one who knew Anna Nicole best.

Howard wants Anna Nicole to be remembered as an icon like Marilyn Monroe, and he knows a lot of damage has been done to her image in the past two months. This restoration of Anna’s image is important for Dannielynn and the views she will have of her mother as she grows up. He also wants to make sure that only Dannielynn profits from Anna Nicole’s name, likeness and estate. As TMZ reported earlier, the money from Anna Nicole’s funeral went to a trust set up for Dannielynn. Howard set up the trust but he does not, and will not, receive any money from it and is not the trustee.”

The results will be revealed tomorrow in a Bahamas court where Howard K. Stern, Larry Birkhead & Anna Nicole Smith’s mother Virgie Arthur will be present. Let’s get those votes in now on who you think the father will turn out to be…

Photo by Photorazzi

You Tell Me: Who is the Father of Anna Nicole Smith’s Baby Dainelynn?

With the results of the DNA test being revealed tomorrow, let’s take a vote on who will be named the real father of Anna Nicole Smith’s daughter Danielynn.

Will you vote for Anna Nicole’s ex-lawyer/sometime lover Howard K. Stern?

Will you vote for photographer Larry Birkhead who was told by Anna Nicole early on that he was the actual father?

Or are you going with the real father, Michael freeking Jackson?

It’s up to you now!

Vanity Fair’s Astrologer Compares Anna Nicole Smith & Britney Spears

Vanity Fair magazine’s astrologer has come out with an interesting scoop of celebrity astrological charts, I must say.

Writer Michael Lutin reveals that 25-year-old Britney Spears shares an identical chart with the late Anna Nicole Smith. Lutin has even gone so far as to suggest that Brit might even have a similar fate to that of Anna Nicole. In that case, watch out men, Britney has a full life of porn & babies coming just around the corner. Oh wait, I guess she’s already done that too!

Anna Nicole’s stalker demands share of inheritance

Oh come on, you jerk, leave her alone. She’s already dead.

Mark “Hollywood” Hatten, who dated Anna Nicole Smith
from 2000 to 2002, filed a claim for part of her inheritance. He thinks he’s “entited” to her millions, even if he’s currently serving a 6 year sentence for threatening her with a knife, and attacking her neighbor. Oh, and by the way, he also stalked her.

The only thing you’re entitled to, Mark, is a kick in the… well, never mind.

Anna Nicole’s stalker demands share of inheritance

Oh come on, you jerk, leave her alone. She’s already dead.

Mark “Hollywood” Hatten, who dated Anna Nicole Smith
from 2000 to 2002, filed a claim for part of her inheritance. He thinks he’s “entited” to her millions, even if he’s currently serving a 6 year sentence for threatening her with a knife, and attacking her neighbor. Oh, and by the way, he also stalked her.

The only thing you’re entitled to, Mark, is a kick in the… well, never mind.