Avril Lavigne Says Britney Spears Can’t Cope with Fame

Singer/spitter Avril Lavigne believes that Britney Spears has only herself to blame for her recent downfall. Lavigne, who has become known for spitting at the paparazzi, reveals that Spears’ can’t keep complaining about the photographers for just doing their job.

The singer told the UK publication, The Sun, “What’s happened to Britney is all down to who she is as a person.

“If you want a piece of this business you have to be able to deal with it.

“You can’t complain about pressures, the paparazzi, the madness because that’s the job.”

Hmmmm, okie dokie, Avril. But I’m thinking that the spitting might be its own complaint….

Quote of the Day: Avril Lavigne on Britney Spears

“My mom made me go to a Britney Spears concert when I was young. I was like, ‘No I don’t want to.’ She was like, ‘If you’re going to be a performer, you need to see other people.

You Tell Me: Who’s Cuter Avril Lavigne or Hubby Deryck Whibley?

Trendy couple Avril Lavigne & hubby Deryck Whibley were spotted on Tuesday doing a bit of grocery shopping after the singer got back from her European promo tour.

In a recent interview, Avril revealed that the thing that keeps their marriage going is trust, saying, “We have a really good, strong relationship. There’s a lot of trust.”

Awww, well isn’t that sweet…. But you know, sometimes I can’t tell the difference in Avril & Deryck, they dress so much alike.

You tell me- Who looks better, Avril Lavigne or Hubby Deryck Whibley?s

Quote of the Day: Avril Lavigne on Britney Spears?

Flicker-offer & singer Avril Lavigne was quoted earlier this week in the UK’s Sun publication being down on Britney Spears.

Allegedly Lavigne revealed to the tabloid, ”What’s happened to Britney is all down to who she is as a person.”

But there appears to be a problem with that quote, as the singer is now saying she never had those words come out of her little bird-beak mouth.

“I didn’t say that. I haven’t even been talking about her. People ask me about it all the time and I go, ‘You know what? I don’t know her.’”

Hmmm, well I dunno. It this the flicking off/spitting Lavigne talking or the sweet wife Lavigne talking? You know, either way I don’t know her.

Photo Credit- speaking of which, I couldn’t help myself in inserting this hilarious image, but can someone please enlighten me on what it says?……

Madonna Heads To Holy Land for Jewish Holidays

Watch out Israel, the material girl & her posse are heading your way!

Madonna & pals Demi Moore, Ashton Kutcher & Donna Karan are fleeing the Sunset Strip for the Holy Land this week. Madge plans on spending the Jewish holidays with her Kabbalah buddies & maybe a handful of Israeli soldiers as well.

So, I guess there’s only one thing left to say, Shana tovah!

John Stamos Loves His Booze More Than Career

Hehehe. Don’t you just love keeping up with the stars from “Full House”? Our favorite uncle Jesse, John Stamos, appears to be enjoying his booze a little too much these days.

During a press tour in Australia for TV show “ER”, Stamos showed up for two separate interviews more than a little off his alcohol rocker.

Hilariously, when Stamos was asked in one interview if he still keeps up with the Olsen twins, Uncle Jesse replied, “It was interesting the time they were going through some of their issues, um, certainly Mary-Kate.”

“I was getting divorced, so, um, I think Ashley was kind of alone, and, um… at a beach house, and she came down to stay with me… but, um, I think they’re doing really well now…”

While Stamos explained away his behavior on being “jet lagged”, I think we all know the man probably had one appletini too many.

Ashley Olsen Actually Wearing Semi-Normal Clothing

The Ashley of the Olsen twins was sighted outside of her Los Angeles office earlier this week & I almost, almost, didn’t recognize the tiny sweetie.

Ashley was seen donning some exceptionally reasonable clothing, which made me think this was certainly not the Ashley that I know. But then I saw the mile-high heels & knew this was our gal. It’s a wonder that this petite actress can even balance on those things, but then maybe she has the strongest ankles in Hollywood…

“Lashley” romance in the making?

Lance Armstrong and Ashley Olsen were caught liplocking at the Rose Bar of Gramercy Park Hotel. Guess they couldn’t get a big table, since she spent most of the night sitting on his lap.

Lance just broke up with designer Tory Burch in October, since she couldn’t deal with a long distance relationship. He nor Ashley couldn’t be reached for comment, their lips, er, sealed.

“Lashley” romance in the making?

Lance Armstrong and Ashley Olsen were caught liplocking at the Rose Bar of Gramercy Park Hotel. Guess they couldn’t get a big table, since she spent most of the night sitting on his lap.

Lance just broke up with designer Tory Burch in October, since she couldn’t deal with a long distance relationship. He nor Ashley couldn’t be reached for comment, their lips, er, sealed.

Ashley Judd’s Hubby Dario Franchitti Wins Indianapolis 500

If you ever wanted to see actress Ashley Judd in a wet, silk dress then the Indianapolis 500 was where you needed to be.

Thanks to a very lucky rainstorm Judd’s racing husband Dario Franchitti won the infamous race this weekend, causing an ecstatic Ashley to literally dance in the rain with joy & us to dance in our homes as we watched Judd’s jugs dance in the rain.

It was fun to be had by all at the Indy 500 this year. Thanks goodness for rainstorms.

Jessica & Ashlee Simpson Spotted in L.A. Wednesday Pictures

Hollywood sisters Jessica & Ashlee Simpson were spotted at the Koi restaurant in Los Angeles Wednesday.

The two must have had an intimate sister meeting, as they are both sporting the same lipstick & colors. I have to admit, though, it’s pretty sweet that they’re holding hands. How often do you see that these days?

Do you & your siblings ever wear the same lipstick & hold hands down the street? Or maybe we should just leave that one unanswered….

Thanks to People for their image.

Daily Dose of Zen: Ashlee Simpson & Pete Wentz PDA Weekend

Ashlee Simpson & her new man Pete Wentz were spotted out & about Saturday night getting their PDA on.

The couple were seen at Los Angeles hot spot Parc, where witnesses say the duo were holding hands, cuddling & kissing as they celebrated a pal’s birthday.

It’s kinda funny, because just last November the Fall Out Boy bassist declared that he & Ashlee were “just friends”, but also revealing that ”Ashlee is the sweetest girl ever.”

Well, it looks like the sweetest girl ever & boy bassist are a new hot couple all the same!

You Tell Me: Would Ashlee Simpson & Pete Wentz Make a Good Married Couple?

Now, don’t go get your panties all in a wad, those nasty little rumors about Ashlee Simpson & rocker beau Pete Wentz are simply not true, though I doubt Ashlee would mind if they were.

While I know a few of you probably got excited over the reported news, I wonder, would Ashlee & Pete really make a good married couple? You tell me.

Quote of the Day: Melanie Griffith on Her Ugly, Old, Terrible Face

OMG! What the hell happened to Melanie? This is what is sleeping with Antonio Banderas?

“A lot of things happen that are not very nice.”

Antonella Barba Offered ‘Girls Gone Wild’ Job by Joe Francis

Wow, Joe Francis knows a good thing when he sees it, doesn’t he? Girls Gone Wild producer Joe Francis wants “American Idol” contestant Antonella Barba to join his breast-flashing empire as the series’ new female host.

All this has come about due to the release of Barba’s scandalous, sexy images on the Internet. Pretty much after those racy photos appeared on the Web, folks actually started paying attention to Antonella & for good reason if you ask me. I’m sure you remember the photo of Antonella clutching her fine naked breasts on a beach, the photo of Barba wearing nothing but flower petals, the one of a porno Antonella going down on a very nicely groomed penis & last, but certainly not least, the image of our dear “American Idol” singer posed on a WWII memorial wearing just about nothing but a smile. Ahhh, the memories.

Barba is currently being offered $250,000 by Francis to follow in Snoop Dogg’s footsteps & be the next Girls Gone Wild host.

“There’s a little Girls Gone Wild in every woman and this should be embraced as a positive, not a negative,” Francis states of Antonella.

“Antonella Barba is an unbelievably sexy girl who obviously knows how to have a good time. Why are people being ridiculed and punished for being sexual? It’s ridiculous,” good ole Francis goes on to say.

As of yet, the FOX network has not commented on Joe’s somewhat handsome offer. Though I doubt if Antonella even comes close to this offer, FOX will be about done with this sexy singer.

You Tell Me: Should Antonella Barba Take the ‘Girls Gone Wild’ Job?

American Idol’ Says Goodbye to Antonella Barba

On Thursday night “American Idol” bade farewell to rising porn star Antonella Barba. After a somewhat deflating performance of the song ”Stuck in the Middle with You”, Ryan Seacrest revealed this season’s last 12 contestants.

About midway through the show Antonella & fellow contestant Stephanie Edwards took their places to hear their fate from Seacrest. With a shook-up Barba almost in tears, it took Ryan a few moments to deliver the news that we all know probably came down from on high the FOX chain. The news that Antonella Barba was going home.

Yep, and we all knew it too. After all those super sexy images of Antonella (who does she have to thank for that) hit the Net & those offers from Girls Gone Wild’s Joe Francis came about, we knew FOX wouldn’t be able to take the heat on their family-oriented show. But, it looks like Antonella has a fun future in store for her after all.

Who made the top 12:

• Gina Glocksen
• Haley Scarnato
• Jordin Sparks
• Lakisha Jones
• Melinda Doolittle
• Stephanie Edwards
• Blake Lewis
• Brandon Rogers
• Chris Richardson
• Chris Sligh
• Phil Stacey
• Sanjaya Malakar

Wishing the rest of the “American Idol” contestants luck in the coming week & Antonella Barba luck in her upcoming future of porn.

Quote of the Day: Antonella Barba on Life After ‘American Idol’

”Right now, I just want to look at all the offers I get and sort out what’s best for me.”

Bikini-ed Anne Hathaway Is the Hottest Woman Of the Day

Anne Hathaway new Lancome girl!

Anne Hathaway is one of those young stars who have managed to evade the teen star curse (hear that Britney and Lindsay?) and have kept a fairly respectable reputation.

The lovely Hathaway is finally reaping the harvest for being a good girl by becoming the new Lancome lady. The cosmetics company announced that Anne (who evokes the same level of class as the late, great Audrey Hepburn) will be the “brand ambassador” for the company’s new fragrance, which will be unveiled September 2008.

If the fragrance smells as good as Anne is beautiful then Lancome has a hit on its